I swear, with everything happening in the world these days, I sometimes feel like I've woken up in some kind of Twilight Zone.
Turns out, it's a fake news story (imagine that). But you gotta admit, it's still pretty hilarious to think about!
The story goes:
45 Year old Janice Smith was arrested for allegedly catching multiple squirrels and training them to attack her ex boyfriend!
51 Year old James Robinson, was presumably attacked by the rodents more than a dozen times over the last month.
These attacks caused him many serious injuries, including the loss of two fingers and one testicle, bitten off by his attackers.
He had no idea why they kept attacking him until he saw his ex-girlfriend, a former circus animal trainer, cheering the animals during one of the attacks.